• Audeamus [any]
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      4 years ago

      Medieval Snopes:

      CLAIM - Count Vlad Dracula impaled thousands and bathed in their blood.

      FACTS - Vampires are a folkloric myth, silly! The good Count defends his people from interlopers and malcontents.

      • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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        4 years ago

        The good Count defends his people from interlopers and malcontents.

        Sticking wooden spikes up the asses of invading Ottomans is praxis, change my mind.

        • Audeamus [any]
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          4 years ago

          I admit I slandered him for the sake of the joke. He seems to have been a regular ruler for the time who happened to piss off some Saxons by beating them so they wrote scary stories about him.