The problem is if you merge books & literature, the literature lizards will feast upon the genre-loving pigeons. Thankfully, we can simply send in MFA students to drive them away, followed by poets, who will simply freeze to death when wintertime rolls around due to lack of funding.

It isn't. There's only c/literature. Also it's a poor analogy

Ah, our hubris back when we thought we were gonna get more of those 160k subs, even though it was a month from ban to standing up this site.