Diet? But... how? Isn't cheese like... 100% fat?

styrofoam?

As someone from the land of cheese and ghosts, I am so so sorry for you having to suffer like that

Eh, I used to eat 5% fat cheese before I became a vegan, it had 32 grams of protein and less than 200 calories per 100grams of product.

I wouldnt make a pizza with it but it wasnt awful, like eating bread with a slimmer piece of bread on top of it.