whose with me???

  • JoesFrackinJack [he/him]
    hexagon
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    4 years ago

    The key is to come up with a really cheesy and predictable story like you grew up with super liberal parents who forced you not to believe in god and told you that you can't ever shoot or own a gun. Then say when you got to 18 and did all those things they told you not to they disowned you and spin it into a web of cancel culture nonsense and they will 100% pay us the big bucks to like go on fox or write a piece for the daily wire. it's bulletproof

    • Mouhamed_McYggdrasil [they/them,any]
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      4 years ago

      You know they do absolutely zero background checking on these thing, too. If nothing else, it'd be worth it just to flood their inboxes with fake cllaims of things like that. Force them to actually start having to investigate things, they might actually learn a thing or two if they start needing to usse their crtiical thinking skillss

      • JoesFrackinJack [he/him]
        hexagon
        ·
        4 years ago

        you can be our PR, you're good with words. you're hired, thank you patriot