so my eldest brother, who is a moron, has been playing soldier with his moron friends in the deserts of texas for the last year preparing for the collapse of civilization if biden won (lol). they were burying food and ammo stashes out in the desert, running drills, crazy stuff— Jean-Michel Connard (@torriangray) February 16, 2021
Sometimes I feel like I'm not outdoorsy and capable enough because it'll take a few minutes for my impromptu firepits to really catch and flame, but then I read about prepper guys who only use "gas powered firepits", which I didn't even know were a thing.
I felt like a city boy for rushing through and partially resetting my trap line so I could get back to town to watch basketball, meanwhile some wannabe Wolverine chud who dreamt of this kinda situation forever spoiled his meat and can't even open up cans is freezing himself to death in his tactical outfit
Sometimes I feel like I'm not outdoorsy and capable enough because it'll take a few minutes for my impromptu firepits to really catch and flame, but then I read about prepper guys who only use "gas powered firepits", which I didn't even know were a thing.
I felt like a city boy for rushing through and partially resetting my trap line so I could get back to town to watch basketball, meanwhile some wannabe Wolverine chud who dreamt of this kinda situation forever spoiled his meat and can't even open up cans is freezing himself to death in his tactical outfit