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  • jack [he/him, comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    this is the federal legume agency, we have heard reports that you claim to be a bean-focused eatery, but you do not serve peanuts, which are legumes

    may we take a look around, sir/madam?

      • jack [he/him, comrade/them]
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        4 years ago

        an anonymous tip told us that you "don't have legumes" here, which I'm struggling with, to be honest, sir/madam

        are you selling synthetic fake beans?

          • jack [he/him, comrade/them]
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            4 years ago

            I would not eat any beans that I cannot verify as proper legumes, so I'll need to take a look around the back

            pulls out Bean Badge and Bean Warrant