King Minos, reputed to have had snakes and scorpions in his cum apparently he just straight up ejaculated snakes and scorpions, killed one of his mistresses via creampie. Henceforth, he used a goat's bladder as an intermediary (either inserted into the woman or worn as a condom, unclear) to filter out the snakes and scorpions. With this method, his wife bore 8 children.