Parodied 2 CIA agents, one of which worked in 👁️ covert operations👁️
Refused to shoot women - male feminist icon
Managed to fool the feds for 4 years and escaped the country to Pakistan
Did it because of US foreign policy, specifically towards Palestinians
His guilty verdict led to 4 US oil execs being parodied in Pakistan in response
The entire civil hierarchy of Balochistan province attended his funeral, and he now has a mosque in Pakistan named after him
Spontaneous terrorism is cringe, but what Mir Aimal Kansi did probably saved at least dozens of lives in the global south. I have no choice but to stan.
Technically he never even had to set foot in the facility - he went to an intersection where cars would turn left to get to the security checkpoint, and he figured that since you needed identification to get in, anyone in the left lane was probably a spook.
My favorite part of his escape is how he realized he wasn't being pursued (they were looking for a white guy) and just went to McDonald's. King shit.
lmao