Whorish_Ooze [none/use name] to Main • 4 years agoIn this thread, we make up rumors about Elon Musk that actually happen to be 100% true.message-squaremessage-square35 fedilinkarrow-up154file-text
arrow-up154message-squareIn this thread, we make up rumors about Elon Musk that actually happen to be 100% true.Whorish_Ooze [none/use name] to Main • 4 years agomessage-square35 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
Elon is actually just a diminutive nickname, and not his true first name. His whole first name happens to be "Elongated"
minus-squarefusion513 [none/use name]hexbear15·4 years agoHis family wealth came from South African diamond mines - which is more than a little yikes. spoiler No, wait, that one's actually true. link
minus-squareGrandAyatollaLenin [he/him,comrade/them]hexbear18·4 years agoAkshually, it was emeralds. link
His family wealth came from South African diamond mines - which is more than a little yikes.
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No, wait, that one's actually true.
Akshually, it was emeralds.
Minecraft pillager Elon Musk