Jen Psaki Asked if Biden's Dog Major Will Be Euthanized
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Things took a dark turn when a reporter asked White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki if First Dog Major Biden will be euthanized over a recent incident that resulted in an injury to a member of the White House staff.
  • disco [any]
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    4 years ago

    That's why they haven't released the ID of the man who was bitten. If he starts showing symptoms of rodent lycanthropy, the jig is up.

    • Rod_Blagojevic [none/use name]
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      4 years ago

      I hadn't considered the possibility that Mayor Pete was biting people. I just thought he killed the dog.

      I'm gonna have to rearrange the strings on my conspiracy theory corkboard.