It is only perfectly natural for children to imitate adults and adult activities in their play. This toy isn't satanic, it is the perfectly logical outcome of a satanic culture.
(cw: "ironic" slurs, possible ableism) Nick talking about how he used to go home from the call center he hated working at, get drunk, and call up and troll where he worked at on the phone
If it's small enough it would make for an amusing cat toy/decoy laptop for your cat but holy shit that description gave me the same shitty feeling as applying to jobs does.
This is grim. Kids toys designed to deaden them to hellworld really get me like :agony-deep:
it builds familiarity with wage slavery! getting them ready for their future what being a good parent is all about! :capitalist:
Imagine imagining that anyone imagines their home office including one of those garbage one ear headsets.