Oh fuck I did think it was a joke.

Master Chief is cancelled :pensive face:

How the fuck is this real, maybe we are living in the worst timeline wtf

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We will all now refer to the president as the "commander in" and sing "here comes the"

So fucking happy that racism has been solved, this is huge

I was really hoping this was a joke

This is not how I expected or wanted to bring an end to CEOs...

I mean, yes, this is a good thing... BUT YOU'RE A CEO