i mean sure I guess I have a "real job" in the sense that I'm paid to do what essentially is hand-holding boomers through reading the pre-existing documentation we have that answers their dumbass questions, but lol I'm not even paid enough to feasibly rent a studio apartment what are savings i don't look at my 401k because it just depresses me when I reflexively go 'haha you think i'll be able to retire if I'm still around in forty years' upon seeing that "target retirement 206x" date.