After I spent a while doing rideshare in a major city, I now believe that suburban people are paranoid weirdos.

  • Judge_Juche [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    God, one of my coworkers is like that, she has alerts setup whenever someone so much as walks on their lawn. I've had to talk her down a couple times becuase some delivery guy walked across their lawn to get to their neighbors house, which she thinks is someone casing their house to either rob/burn down/murder them.

    She's genuinely a nice person and pretty lib (which is good for our reactionary small town) but holy shit what suburban mindset does to a mf.