Mom? The anglo brainworms are at it again. No, I don't know why they're losing the culture war all of a sudden, either. Yes, I'm with you, who cares about the poor and oppressed, what matters is which treatmaker was cranking one out twelve years ago. No, mom, women in the US still haven't gotten their right to abortion back, but with leftists like these, the revolution must right around the corner.

Love you too, mom, and stay warm during this winter, while hexbear is making fun of the poorest among the europeans for a crisis they got nothing to do with, inflicted upon them by the elites. Yes, we're gonna kill the crackers. xoxo

In case you need some inspiration

Hey now, he's an important part of the lib-to-lib pipeline.

I'm not that clever, but both BQ.1 and BQ.11 are sub variants of BA.5, right? So if I vaccinate against BA.5, I'm good to go, do I see that correctly?

I ain't wearing that shit. Up yours, woke moralists, we'll see who cancels who.

We stan short kings.

ITT: Zoomers irritated that a TV show from the 90ies doesn't have consistent and well thought out world-building.

As the resident old fart who was around back when the show aired, it was the same for basically every single show on TV. Unlike Buffy, most of them didn't even have season spanning story arcs.

Just run-of-the-mill lib stuff

Well, I guess the easy answer would be "You'll never be happy that way", but that feels a bit like a cop out. So, the three actual answers are

1. Just kiss her, you idiot.
2. None of these people are your friends. Don't trust them, don't trust your teachers, don't trust your family. Fuck them over before they can do it to you.
3. When your mom wants to beat you up, punch her right in the face, as hard as you can, that'll teach her.

Michael Jackson, George Lucas and Saddam Hussein.

Don't tell me what to do, mom, I can always become a Twitch streamer!

OMG, like, I totally love it!

If you like CYOA books, choice of games might be for you. They have hundreds of these kind of games.

I second The Life and Suffering of Sir Brante and Suzerain, I liked both.

One must imagine Sisyphus happy...

Right. Worshipping capeshit can lead to fascism, worshipping capeshit creators, however....

To me, the most infuriating thing here is that every time poor people need help they're using this disgusting double-speak about "opportunities" and "the right to work".

Motherfucker, people need immediate and general material help, not more shitty-ass dead-end jobs.

Yeah, some people don't like the ending to A Dark Song. Well, since you've apparently already seen both, how about

Rosemary's Baby ?

It's Polanski, which is a bit icky, but the movie's fantastic.

A Dark Song

The Wailing

Did nothing for me. I've seen the whole "corporate, bureaucratic dystopia with a blue filter" a hundred times already.

The ending was okay, I was pretty whelmed. Sill, I wish I hadn't wasted my time on this.