The bowtie in his fannypack is what makes me think it's a bit, but damn if I'm not gonna read it every time.

This is true in the Flinstonian sense where every automobile or train is powered by a hole in the floor where you push it.

let the GOP self-destruct

I've been hearing this since 2011.

Selling their agenda to the moderate wing of their own party.

We would still all get together for the Winter solstice blota to sacrifice to the gods.

Wrong. A toddler could probably get a business degree.

I took Debate class before university. Very Anglo.

Okay so the normal amount then.

It's not meant for that. It's literally just corporations trying to pry the most clickable title possible out of a story.

This is the pro-fracking guy. This isn't a surprise!

wait do men actually get like aroused looking at themselves in the mirror and stuff

When you look this good it's hard not to get a little hot :pingu-horny:

Cuz straight men are all still a little gay, at least for themselves.

"How often do you think about completely expropriating the wealth of the international bourgeoisie?"

I dumbbrained and read this as 3am at first. I personally don't experience winter where I live, so I assumed it was a weird cold person thing to stand outside in the early morning.

Anglo Rhythm? No such thing.

This is the "neolibs say the dark age isn't real" rant guy.

OHH GOD FUCK YEAH I'M COOLLAPSING SO HARD.

"Former diplomat and development banker." Confessions from an Economic Hit-man.

Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Hopefully Biden and he dies after the primary (or gets unhealthy enough to resign). Then the fun really begins.