Happy dead kissinger comrade

Definitely how I got the most downvoted post of all time, and then campaigned to remove downvotes so no one could surpass me

and then followed it up later with a kissinger death fakeout that people couldn't downvote and so it looked legit

probably the best laid joke of my life

Great post comrade

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:fidel-balling:

I didn’t do too many of those so I doubt it was that much. I tended to hit the same themes over and over so I’m not surprised the unique word count is lower considering that haha

holy shit, Its been months and months since I posted that much and the average is still that high :side-eye-2:

thanks comrade!

Could you do mine too?

glad this didn't explode

Two f35s

Who the fuck complains to the point of tears about fucking inclement weather?!

I know exactly what you mean. Biden is just miserable incarnate 24/7. The only times he's been even close to as funny is when the universe decided to be funny and collapse that bridge right before his speech

do you fuckin remember when trump said a hurricane was going to do something and then the weather media was like "no actually new models say its not going that way, please prepare people!" and then to prove himself right trump got a big presentation board printout of the storm projection and then added the part he wanted with a sharpie and was like look here, see? I'm right!

Idunno, this is probably better though, the humorous absurdity of the trump admin probably mellowed me out slightly, at least compared to the everpresent miserable droning humm of the dems that has me welling up with more rage then I knew I could feel

Aww damn, he missed. The national debt is a made up number used to justify austerity, don’t bring it up unless you’re mocking its existence

From a cursory google, the Beirut explosion was from closer to 3000 tons. If this thing goes up it will be terrible, but not quite as powerful as Beirut

<3

I try to be, I think that’s all anyone can reasonably do

You should talk to some ISA peeps in Seattle and ask them how they did it, I assure you they would love nothing more than to tell you

Because middle class white people live in smaller family units and poor and POC tend to live more in group living situations or generational homes

Oooh, that makes a whole lot more sense lol

Thanks!

Pyrostyro, a mad lad in the Midwest suburbs with military grade lasers he assembled in his garage