As soon as downvotes were disabled I wanted to post this, but I waited. Then the capitol building was stormed for the first time since the war of 1812, but still I waited, biding my time for the perfect moment.

We got bit, take the L proudly.

:agony-limitless:

You know you want to pin it

:comfy:

Ive done it before, and I'll do it again. And then, when he really dies, I'll do it for the final time and no one will believe me

I really appreciate the ellipsis at the end of this comment

you might not forgive me, but you will eventually forget

and that's when I'll get you again

Fucking goddammit!

aw man... i've never been like "YESSSSS" 'awwwwww man.... fuck....' so fast in my life

Precicely because you'd never expect it from me

I hope I get to do it at exactly 2 more times before he dies. I'll wait until the moment is right and people drop their guard again: next time it will still get a mostly positive reaction but will be a lot saltier and annoyed. Then, the time after that, everyone will be totally bored and completely over it.

And then he dies, and I'm the first to report it, and no one believes me

500 years from now in the global communist utopia, this is the story they will tell children about why lies are bad

the leftist who cried :crab: Kissinger is dead :crab:

I'm playing the long game here, that's my intention :sicko-flipped:

I'm basically edging this entire site, when I finally let y'all pop it's gonna shake the earth

The joy's already gone. He's like a million years old by now. The only joy is in the maddening perversity of his continued existence.