Damn! First Trump and ben garrison get banned from twitter, now this! 2021 is spicy

  • Jorick [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    I thought you were a good person, why the fuck did you do that to all of us... :(

    • QuillQuote [they/them]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      Precicely because you'd never expect it from me

      I hope I get to do it at exactly 2 more times before he dies. I'll wait until the moment is right and people drop their guard again: next time it will still get a mostly positive reaction but will be a lot saltier and annoyed. Then, the time after that, everyone will be totally bored and completely over it.

      And then he dies, and I'm the first to report it, and no one believes me

      500 years from now in the global communist utopia, this is the story they will tell children about why lies are bad

      the leftist who cried :crab: Kissinger is dead :crab:

      • Jorick [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        I'm gonna add each person you successfully tricked to the victims of communism.

        • FloridaBoi [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          Make sure to count every time they were fooled even if a person was fooled multiple times, count each separately.

          • QuillQuote [they/them]
            hexagon
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            4 years ago

            And then multiply the total by ten to account for each person telling 10 other people*

            estimation based off of a 'leaked' internal CIA memo*