I searched for my wife there, too, and she found AT&T owed her like 50 bucks! It was extra sweet because fuck those guys. Also sent our daughter the link because she came up with like 50 bucks too ha ha!

Isn't it weird that living under capitalism receiving money feels liberating? Like money = freedom. It's so perverted to me but hey, free money

I recently was diagnosed with sudden onset rheumatoid arthritis right before my 60th birthday. I live in a senior mobile home park with my wife who recently had a stroke.

I need to weed and clean up my yard for inspection, but I've lost over 50 pounds of muscle mass and I can't bend down to pull weeds. I did manage an agonizing session of trimmin my rosemary shrub, but man...this chronic pain and stiffness is all so new to me I really have to manage my self better lol

I lost my job and we live on my wife's social security.

I've been agonizing over how I'm going to clean up my yard before yearly inspection since my savings are almost gone.

I went to the WA unclaimed site I searched for and I am owed over 200 dollars! Now I can hire some people to clean up the yard a little and I have you to thank OP.

I am so happy and grateful. :D

Caps Lock is cruise control for cool.

I can just imagine him hitting "send" and then sitting back with a big grin and saying "There, that ought to do it"

I would have also accepted "booming economy".

Left to languish in the emergency room waiting for understaffed hospital crew to stop your bleeding out

🔥

Abby...normal.

the wall

I think the multiverse is attractive to execs because you can reboot a franchise and say it's an alternate universe and the fans lap it up.

🍒 :lets-fucking-go:

Umm, why would I watch a video that takes up time when I could simply read a few sentences and move on? Never understood the trend.

aging bachelor file clerk

the 'at' symbol sounds like the aliens in Mars Attacks

@@@@@!! 💀

How about some big technology-driven counterfeit scheme?

1970's wide leg jeans from Brittania and Star. One swift breeze in the snow up your legs and yowch. Also when they get wet they were so heavy and flopped the legs against each other. It was miserable.

Seriously, make one yourself using crayons in primary colors. Print out a goofy picture of yourself smiling and maybe slip a $5 bill in it and say "Don't spend it all in one place". Should get a laugh.

HTB he's the lib

I remember back in the 80's reading Michael Moorcock's Elric saga, the magic he used were extra-planar beings his ancestors had made weird creepy pacts with so he could summon them one time. The notion of old relationships with these beings without the Christian myth of eternal damnation and stuff, just really weird ancestors that made pacts so that Elric could summon them 100's of years later because of heritage/royalty was just so rich and interesting and weird a thought. Definitely left an impression on me.