Town crier :kitty-cri:

Im gonna be a rat in a cage

I will make insulin in a $2 billion factory and it will have the same quality control as insulin made in a bathtub.

I’m the hole in the wall

human resources, youre all fired

I'm gonna be a food service worker who refuses to unionize because i took all of the anti union propaganda and follow elon musk on twitter

aging bachelor file clerk

eco-terrorist :avalanche:

retail worker with chronic pain who is barred from sitting down at all during their 12 hour shift

Same thing I do now but I'll be sad all the time, like this guy => :doomjak:

I'll be the Grimes

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I'm gonna be the Elon Musker. Top that tankie

:wojak-nooo: NOOO!!! YOU CAN’T JUST BE A DETACHED IRONY-BRO PODCASTER!! NOOO!!!

:thinky-felix: This is freaking oh-some my dewd! this is lit!

Gender neutral failson