I gotta find a way to not die

If that means I become a bird screaming into a cup then pretty ok I guess

This is the most horrifying sentence I've ever read.

bazinga

My suicidal depression just went away permanently, and I'm probably going to start taking probiotics again.

:desolate:

:hypersus:

If you ever watch the Big Bang Theory and hear a Joker laugh, know that I am dead

I'm the person with an obnoxiously loud and high pitched laugh who stops way later than the others.

This is still a great post

good thing its over right? right?? :squidward-nervous:

:jokerfied:

I have a full on super villain laugh so that's fine by me.

I'd rather be sent to hell