Crowds of incels smugly not holding doors open, the swarm of continental breakfast havers has left the room covered in empty plastic wrappers, over 17 mass shooters are planning an attack, the FBI will later call the scene "very complicated"
The real kicker is that everyone in attendance is conventionally physically attractive but has incredibly fucked up ideas about sex and gender that make them impossible to interact with
Akshuallllllly you can just take these calipers and measures out exactly how permanently unfuckable /pol/ is, pls treat this issue with the respect it deserves, as we're talking about the most opressed minority of all: men with slightly smaller than average wrists :le-pol-face:
All of this is exclusively due to this cruel yape of biology, i am in fact a polite and cultured nice guy and sees she/her pronouns AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH %$"&&&%§%//§%/§/%&//%// :meow-tableflip: :agony-consuming: :nuke:
They do, but a) i see tons of guys looking like this and still finding a spouse without problems and b) that "wristcells" are actually a thing in their parallel universe of perpetual misery is funny af (in a sad af way).
Are you seriously trying to say that your depression and social anxiety ween't called by your thin wrists. Fuck outta here with that bullshit
This is true for a lot of people. But for them, it isn't self-reinforcing, they make sure that they reinforce that for each other.
There's people who believe they can't get laid because their wrists are too thin.
eh lets be honest it's probably a combination of not attractive + shitty personality most people aren't 'conventionally attractive'
if multiple mass shooters show up to the same event, do they team up or is it a deathmatch? :thinkin-lenin:
Instead of a cosplay contest they have a caliper contest to see who has the "worst" skull shape.
The one with the "best" skull shape gets the honor of being perma banned from the convention.
Even better bit idea: bunch of crypto nerds and grifters all trapped in a cruise ship and... Oh fuck it's already a thing.
And in an elevator at 4am, a man invites a feminist atheist to his room for coffee.
And then they all have sex with each other. I won't be taking questions at this time.
