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Kiefer William Frederick Dempsey George Rufus Sutherland

think im gonna be sick what the fuck

  • Zoift [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    2nd cousin of John Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmidt.

    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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      4 years ago

      I'm actually his like, fourth cousin twice removed or something. The link is there but nowhere near close enough to get money from him. I did feed him expired ham once though.

        • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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          4 years ago

          He was in some country band or something and I worked at a catering company out of a place that was at times a mid sized concert venue and we handled riders. Keifer wanted a ham sandwich.

          • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
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            4 years ago

            wait. uhh what, im sorry but

            how did you not include that youre his fourth cousin twice removed the FIRST TIME you told this story? thats important information!

            :marx-angry:

              • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
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                4 years ago

                catholic theological union?

                you fed your fourth cousin twice removed, keifer sutherland, expired ham, while he was in a country musical ensemble, while you were working at a catering company as a catholic priest?

                :shocked-pikachu:

                • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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                  4 years ago

                  Counter Terrorist Unit, I didn't want anyone to know think they could use me to get to Jack Bauer.