STARLOG 2021-20-05: The local lifeforms do not suspect that I am a wrecker and have accepted me as one of their own. I have engaged in the customary dominance display of a hog with shit on its balls. I do believe this means I am now their leader. Will update soon - end transmission.
Second this, either theory post or hog post
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STARLOG 2021-20-05: The local lifeforms do not suspect that I am a wrecker and have accepted me as one of their own. I have engaged in the customary dominance display of a hog with shit on its balls. I do believe this means I am now their leader. Will update soon - end transmission.
Guess I am going to have to re-roll this account.
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