https://www.vogue.com/article/playing-with-kid
Okay like, sure some people are going to have different things about parenthood boring or even dislike but this is weird dude
I want to rip off his socks and lick the saltiness of his fat toddler feet
:what-the-hell:
Using "I'm still getting over 9/11" as an excuse for emotional coldness is literally an Office joke.
Maybe this was originally going to be a music biography.
Shout out to my And Introducing... crew
I literally felt my body and mind dissociating and it actually wasn't because of the two hours of solid sleep I just got for once
parents are weird. parenting is weird (unavoidably so. you produced a human being with your body. it's lovecraftian.) also most people get into it without really understanding what they're getting into.
I don't know if this is already a struggle sesh here, but the atomic family is an absolutely awful way of raising children. at no point in human history has so much of a child's early development been placed in the hands of just the two people who contributed their DNA.
I don't think its controversial to say atomic family bad here. Progress to Ayn Rand's "dystopian" totally equal ocmmunity led nuturing program in anthem.
That's fair and true I mainly just thought those first two lines were a bit uh, weird all things considered. I couldn't screenshot the whole article without it being super tiny text but I left in part of the second paragraph to give it a bit of humility. I also just think it's gonna be weird for the kid to read later in life and it's just an odd way to tackle her issues in such a public way. I feel bad for the kid in that sense that we're living in a time that every single thought has to be published like this
If you let the days go by without much thought and careful consideration, you may find yourself thinking “my god, what have I done.”
Don't overthink it, sometimes you just bust inside while have drunken unprotected sex and your girlfriend wants to keep it and you think, sure I can probably not fuck this up that badly right?
When I find out, Owl, I'll let you know because I've been wondering the same
Yeah toddlers are pretty boring. It's not nice to point that out about a specific toddler over the internet though
If you look at tribal societies, young kids spend tons of time playing with each other and being watched by slightly older kids. The parents don’t spend tons of time just hanging out with the kid. It makes sense.
young kids spend tons of time playing with each other and being watched by slightly older kids
We have that now, it’s called Fortnite and Twitch chat
They will put them there for you, it's not required to ask or consent.
looks up from clipboard What I'm getting is that you want to eat your child to make him part of you again.
I had a big age gap with my little brother when I was younger and that little kid could not figure out Magic The Gathering for the life of him. He kept trying to use non-Instants to block my spells and I always had to tap his damn cards for him before he tried to attack twice in one turn. Some people mannn!
violently shaking and foaming at the mouth "You already used all your AP this turn!!!!"
