I look down at mine and I'm like, meh. They're just lumps of flesh, what's the big deal? They just get in the way and make me have to wear a stupid bra. Fuck that shit.
When I'm rich I'm going to have top surgery and donate them to someone that wants them.
EDIT: Jesus Christ this has way more replies then it should. We all need to go outside... especially me.
Butts are great because they're sexy, yet also funny because fart jokes and everyone has one so they're inclusive too. Win, win all around!
I think with boobs it's just a lizard brain thing for us dudes. I guess same goes for ass, it correlates to wide hips which has implications for childbirth. One thing common among a lot of primitive erotic art is boobs and asses, regardless of body shape.
:sadness:
My apologies, my buttless friend
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I never knew that. Woah.
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I do love a good fart joke.
Or just a good fart tbh