I look down at mine and I'm like, meh. They're just lumps of flesh, what's the big deal? They just get in the way and make me have to wear a stupid bra. Fuck that shit.
When I'm rich I'm going to have top surgery and donate them to someone that wants them.
EDIT: Jesus Christ this has way more replies then it should. We all need to go outside... especially me.
Please tell me your eyeballs also make cartoon boooioioinnnnng sounds too
they do. And then steam starts coming out of my ears for some reason
My overexcited heart bursting out of my chest have annihilated my ribcage.
Butts are great because they're sexy, yet also funny because fart jokes and everyone has one so they're inclusive too. Win, win all around!
I think with boobs it's just a lizard brain thing for us dudes. I guess same goes for ass, it correlates to wide hips which has implications for childbirth. One thing common among a lot of primitive erotic art is boobs and asses, regardless of body shape.
idk I just look at a boobie and I wanna see more and my pee pee gets hard
not any boobie of course, but like if my brain recognizes it's a potential mating partner
doesn't make sense to me either but I don't argue with it
Lmao "Oh yeah baby, let me bury my face in your second ass"
Attraction in general doesn't make sense tbh. I wish I could just turn attraction/arousal off.
One of my first memories as a kid is seeing some big boobs in a low cut shirt and being like “holy shit nice”
Ya, I was gonna say.... I have noticed that toddler boys stare at boobs. I think there is something unlearned going on.
Socialized male and didn't have a very strong conception of what breasts were until 8 or 9 at least. I guess it varies.
It was only after sex ed that I really started to notice and recognize breasts. Maybe I would have anyway, or maybe it's something I was taught to be attracted to, it's hard to say.
Good point. I wouldn't stand firm on the 100% biology theory. If anything, lots of other cultures don't emphasize breasts in the same way.
Tbh I think it's more the underboob curve that I look at rather than the boob curve itself.
I like looking at all kinds of curve inversions.
Warning: mild horniness below, trying to describe as clinically as possible from my personal experience:
It’s nice to be cuddled in a bosom, and they make nice pillows. It’s a nice feeling when they squish up against you when hugging skin to skin too, which helps with serotonin release. There’s also an element of trust and acceptance in your partner letting you see their breasts which can advance a relationship.
Sexually, they can be erogenous zones depending on the person’s sensitivity (not just the nipples, I mean) and I like to get my partner off so it helps with that. They also make nice grip points depending on the position you’re using and most of my past sexual partners wanted me to gently hold their breasts by guiding me up there with their hands - I guess because the friction from the motions makes it stimulating (works well with lube/massage lotion) or it was more intimate because of my large hands that could encompass them.
Why is there something rather than nothing?
Sometimes it just be like that and you gotta accept it
Don’t ask me, I like skinny girls with short hair who I am reliably informed by my brother “look like boys’ and thus I am “that close” to “just straight up being gay”. My brother, for the record, sucks in every possible way. He thinks Sargon is smart, for example and is possibly his only remaining fan.
