“I sexually Identify as an unoriginal joke. Ever since I was a child I dreamed of dropping shitposts on twitter and derailing actual conversation. People say to me that this has been really going on for far too long and and it trivialises gender identity but I don’t care, I’m a massive asshole. I’m having a plastic surgeon install a mountain dew dispenser, a catheter and and a poop chute on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Logical Gamer” and respect my right to freeze peach. If you can’t accept me you’re a god damn tumblirina sjw cultural marxist liberal and you triggered lol?. Thank you for being so understanding.”