Sad state of affairs, this is the man taking on China.
Merkel is like: So this is where giving up my career in the GDR got me...
I can’t imagine a better person to represent our dying empire than a decaying shell of an old man way past his prime
Trump was that and more, including being a billionaire oligarch. Biden is a good representation, but Trump will always be the best.
So you can focus on the big wet boy himself!
:thicc-trump:
He just wanted to riff on getting arrested in South Africa for doing direct action to end apartheid
That story never made sense, he said he was in Soweto with activists and then went to visit Mandela on robben island and got arrested on the same day. Small problem, they're over 1600km/1000 miles away, and robben island never took visitors, especially for Nelson Mandela. The whole fucking point of putting a prison on an island is to make it inaccessible and hard to escape/communicate with the outside world from, think Alcatraz for the Americans on here. It was such an insulating and bold faced racist lie. Like how stupid does Biden think black people are? No one would believe something like that.
Wait he actually pretends he was protesting Apartheid in SA? I thought this was a bit
"Listen here Jack! I was out in Tanzania with the ANC!"
Yeah he actually claimed to have protested apartheid and got arrested for trying to visit Nelson Mandela in prison. Such a bold faced lie.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2020/02/25/bidens-ridiculous-claim-he-was-arrested-trying-see-mandela/
I'll be generous to Biden and say he couldn't understand a single word boris said. Which would be fair to me because boris sounds like he's trying to speak while eating those long strings that you get on a shag carpet.
Learn to speak English ya wanker
:biden-troll: What's the deal with the removed, Jack? Billions of dollars of infrastructure? Listen, Mao, Build back better world, what was I saying.
:xi-lib-tears: this is too easy
:DaBiden: Listen fat, I just want to thank the president of South America, Mr. America for being here. I hear there's a lot of colorful birds down under, the toilets at their mcdonalds spin counter clockwise when you flush 'em.
He was so proud of himself for remembering something that Boris forgot, and for being the saviour of the president of South Africa.
He repeatedly confused Syria and Libya yesterday
https://twitter.com/aaronjmate/status/1404144861532594180#mi love when he correctly says syria and then corrects himself to libya
His speech to us troops in the UK was hilariously garbled too. He has late stage dementia and i love it. Death to America.
Didn't he quote a poem about the IRA during that speech? Lmaooo
No, you haven't engaged in enough paedophilic billionaire activities to qualify
We get invited every time by the UK. SA President does a song and dance and basically begs the west to actually invest in the country, they say "lol no", SA president humiliates everyone and agrees to some neo colonialist nonsense, with a side of corruption.
Trump had that too lol. Real dying empire hours when your leader needs a pre school style sheet in their folder to understand what is going on.
As a bonus you can cross out stuff you disagree with on the laminated sheet with a Sharpie marker lol. Like a good little boy!
the special relationship between Borass and Bidone blazing that stark image of white supremacist empire in decline
Unfortunately his back is partially out of frame so you'd have to edit it in.
Biden's plan for defeating China is to get a one and one with Xi and then do the senile old person thing where they keep talking and talking about completely unrelated shit until the other person's head explodes.
