Really gives me hope for international proletarian solidarity. Deep down we all want the same thing.
Right? Like, there has been much ink spilled about America's unfit failsons and how that impacts our ability to wage war.
To be fair, they're probably dealing with the same problems we have in their speedrun of capitalism. Maybe they'll actually fix the problems instead of caving to food lobbyists and blaming it on individuals
Joe Biden voice: “now look, jackoff, pay attention and listen, fat”
Lucky for us, they let you in no matter how much you jack off here in the states.
As a person presumably outside the target audience for this article, all it evokes in me are warm feelings of brotherhood towards our Chinese counterparts
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/young-chinese-are-too-fat-and-masturbate-too-much-to-pass-army-fitness-tests-a3617881.html
I wonder if the alleged report that they're citing even exists. The embedded link just goes to that site's home page.
I found a lot of other articles from other outlets which actually have a link to something specific, however it returns a 404 so I'm guessing it has been taken down by now (it's from 2017) and BBC has some links about Weibo discussing it, so yeah it's real.
It's very funny though how part of the fitness test was someone looking at their balls to see if their veins are too big lol
China is full of skinny-fat prudish masturbates who constantly trick people into lying on their behalf about obvious stupid bullshit that only Americans are savvy enough to see through. They're planning to conquer the world with their cheap, inferior technology and hordes of lazy shiftless workers. We must once again become the sword and shield of Western Civilization by, I don't know, sanctioning solar panel imports or something. Just, whatever we do, lets make sure it doesn't disrupt our profitable international trade relationships.
doesn't this go against the narrative that the great firewall keeps people from watching porn?
The great amount of pornography that has been translated into Chinese on any international porn site would tell anyone that if the great firewall was supposed to do that then it obviously works as well as a mesh filter does as a bucket to hold water.
People famously can't masturbate without porn.
(Also it probably doesn't work very well lol)
If you told redditors America was about to ban porn they would tear the country apart. They are insanely addicted to it
Finding porn in the Chinese internet (without crossing the firewall) is relatively easy. You just can't watch the porn online, you have to download it.
Don't expect coherency from "cHiNa BaD!" articles, but also the GFW is easy as hell to bypass with a VPN.
Those look like the silver plated honour guard SKSs too, just how many of these did they make lmao.
Even the Chinese military is not immune to the siren call of old shitty surplus SKS's.
spiritually, yes
in actuality all they have is a bad buzz cut because they asked their mom for a high and tight, or worse, tried to do it themselves
stop this self-abuse at once and eat your damn cornflakes, you horny beast
:bonk:
"You see you lose powerful virile masculine Yang energy when you jack off! And you need that yang energy to be a soldier"
USA: 36.2% obese
UK: 27.8% obese
China: 6.2% obese
https://obesity.procon.org/global-obesity-levels/
Yeah, this is a real problem for China and nobody else.
Sorry lad, the PLA can only use those who haven't wasted their vital essences. You need every sperm to defend the motherland.
