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  • NPa [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    man wtf

    if you're gonna be a trad wife, at least pick up a few online cooking courses before you accidentally summon baphomet with this unholy bowl of humours

    • MonarchLabsOne [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Modern fascists fucking suck. They should be trying to "bring back traditional Israeli cooking" or some shit, not making a mockery of another culture's food. Fuck.

      • okay [none/use name]
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        4 years ago

        You've just made me very curious about fascist cuisine in other times and places

          • okay [none/use name]
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            4 years ago

            That all sounds utterly unappealing but at least it has the novelty of being thought up by pompous arty hipster douchebags who were also fascists

            • Mardoniush [she/her]
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              4 years ago

              The Soviet futurists were even wilder. I don't know what drugs they were on when they composed Victory over the Sun, but they're clearly originally designed to be used by Nyarlathotep.

          • SimAnt [any]
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            4 years ago

            holy shit

            The diners would eat in a mock aircraft, whose engines' vibrations would stimulate the appetite. The tilted seats and tables would "shake out" the diners' pre-conceived notions

            Pajamas have been prepared for the dinner, each one covered with a different material such as sponge, cork, sandpaper, or felt. […] Once all have arrived and are dressed in pajamas, they are taken to an unlit, empty room. Without being able to see, each guest chooses a dinner partner according to their tactile impression.

            The first course is a 'polyrhythmic salad,' which consists of a box containing a bowl of undressed lettuce leaves, dates and grapes. The box has a crank on the left side. Without using cutlery, the guests eat with their right hand while turning the crank with their left. This produces music to which the waiters dance until the course is finished.