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I woke up this morning to find that Russians pissed my bed. They want to make me uncivil. I have to wear a diaper everywhere I go to keep the Russians from pissing my pants.
You think that's bad? Russian spies shit in my pants during a Zoom conference call once. Putin must be stopped.
Russia hasn't won a women's gymnastic gold medal since 1992
hmm that's so strange i wonder why :thinkin-lenin:
It's because soviets had evil doping practices, as seen in the academy award winning documentary Rocky III. 💉💉💉
You're thinking of Rocky IV, where he wins the Cold War by punching Communism. Rocky III is the one where he fights Mr. T.
I think (unfortunate thing) is caused by (official enemy)! It must be the (media talking point) I’ve been hearing about!
I haven't folded my laundry yet, do you guys think I might have Havana syndrome???
Amerikkka is flawless, everything bad is caused by external enemies!
"Covid" is just the liberal media's PC term for Havana syndrome. Change my mind.
Libs are the epitome of "I'm making up a guy right now" and then get at their own creation
Okay guess I'll look up what Havana Syndrome is
The victim would suddenly begin hearing strange grating noises that they perceived as coming from a specific direction. Some of them experienced it as a pressure or a vibration; or as a sensation comparable to driving a car with the window partly rolled down. The duration of these noises ranged from 20 seconds to 30 minutes, and always happened while the diplomats were either at home or in hotel rooms. Other people nearby, family members and guests in neighboring rooms, did not report hearing anything
We all know what they were really hearing :specter:
a sensation comparable to driving a car with the window partly rolled down
Gods examination of their empty souls caused a resonance
