• The_Walkening [none/use name]
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      9 months ago

      I think their uniforms are mostly polyester or something so they're slick, and the slide's angle is only safe if you're under a certain weight I guess.

        • The_Walkening [none/use name]
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          9 months ago

          My take: Start a company that markets slides as a "Quick Response" tool like firefighter's poles, install them in police stations with federal grants. Tout the "Tactical" black paint and Teflon-coated interior as a "Rapid Deployment Force Multiplier" that lets the piggies get to their surplus MRAPs as fast as possible.

    • Sephitard9001 [he/him]
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      9 months ago

      It's so fucking funny, he shoots out like he was hit by an Elder Scrolls paralysis spell. He's like rigid until he hits the floor

    • 7bicycles [he/him]
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      9 months ago

      Even despite that why was this guy going down it anyways? You expect this among a group of children in a sort of community service thing but there's like 0 people there.

  • WilsonWilson [comrade/them, he/him]
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    9 months ago

    Cops face plenty of perils in the line of duty—and now they can add an unusual one to the list. In a viral video that made the rounds last week, a uniformed Boston police officer spilled out of the City Hall Plaza playground slide face-down and rattled around like a soda vacating a vending machine. He suffered minor injuries, NBC10 Boston reported. But the incident provided some major entertainment.

    Its been many years since I bought a can of soda pop from a vending machine but the second I read that I heard the exact sound in my head lol.

  • CyborgMarx [any, any]
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    9 months ago

    lmao how does someone flip INSIDE a slide? Porkie was breaking physics in there

  • don@lemm.ee
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    9 months ago

    Not even the laws of physics are safe from being violated.

  • AernaLingus [any]
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    9 months ago

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=vfOBad-A8dU

    https://youtube.com/shorts/vfOBad-A8dU (one of the few videos that benefits from the YouTube shorts autoloop)

    Holy shit that guy was ZOOMIN

  • mayo_cider [he/him]
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    9 months ago

    Even if it would be a funny bit, please don't spread fentanyl on that slide to improve it's efficiency