I had a friend who went to byu (I knew a lot of Mormons) and he claimed that some of the kids he knew there drove down to Vegas, got married, fucked, then got divorced. Because married sex isn't a sin. Not sure if that's even possible, but if it is they'd do it lol
There is something profoundly hilarious about finding loopholes in rules dictated by an omnipotent god.
"Technically I did not have gay sex as the balls didn't touch."
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God is all-knowing, yet he did not even notice that loophole, but since the exact wording says that's OK, he's forced to declare it Not Sin.
"And thus He spoke unto them 'You got me on this one. Y'all crazy.'"
"Heavens! I'm owned"
god just got lawyerd hard by the Mormon Kiddies ....
well cope !
God wrote the Bible as a legal document, and all loopholes are intentional and part of God's plan
*rules dictated by an imaginary omnipotent god, even better lmao
He's more of an impotent God, honestly.
Needs blue chew
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Especially seeing as the new Testament explicitly calls out loopholes as ridiculous
They're basically doing the "this court has no jurisdiction because it's technically flying an admiralty flag" thing, but to God.
God has to let them into heaven. If he don't they'll sue him and win.
I had a friend who went to byu (I knew a lot of Mormons) and he claimed that some of the kids he knew there drove down to Vegas, got married, fucked, then got divorced. Because married sex isn't a sin. Not sure if that's even possible, but if it is they'd do it lol