Critical care nurse here! You laugh but this is factually CORRECT. The needle used for adults is 22G, very small compared to the 18-16G needles you receive during an IV. Open up your phone and you can't fit any of those microchips in a needle that narrow. Furthermore it'd be injected into the deltoid muscle and I don't see how it's going to migrate to its target.
Bill Gates pays us to put the microchips in the ECMO machine. This allows for a larger tube with direct access to veins and arteries. By lodging the microchip into the heart you have a perpetual power source and it can't be removed. If ECMOs are being rationed and the patient only qualifies for a regular ventilator, the microchip is inserted through the tracheostomy tube. Ironically it's almost nobody but antivaxxers getting microchipped now which throws off the data.
Critical care nurse here! You laugh but this is factually CORRECT. The needle used for adults is 22G, very small compared to the 18-16G needles you receive during an IV. Open up your phone and you can't fit any of those microchips in a needle that narrow. Furthermore it'd be injected into the deltoid muscle and I don't see how it's going to migrate to its target.
Bill Gates pays us to put the microchips in the ECMO machine. This allows for a larger tube with direct access to veins and arteries. By lodging the microchip into the heart you have a perpetual power source and it can't be removed. If ECMOs are being rationed and the patient only qualifies for a regular ventilator, the microchip is inserted through the tracheostomy tube. Ironically it's almost nobody but antivaxxers getting microchipped now which throws off the data.