How do you sleep at night knowing that you're lying to children to convince them to sacrifice their humanity and their lives to the death cult of capitalist imperialism?
Wow for something that's official military discourse, and is probably just copy and pasted like 100,000 times, this is some really, really bad writing
like 419 email spam being littered with errors beacuse they want to weed out respondents who are too intelligent
The classics always work, that and the deep-fried meme with Kermit not dying for an oil company
You know the situation is shit when one of the "pros" of joining the military and committing war crimes is that your college debt will be paid off. Convincing people in their early 20s to kill people just so they can get a degree and a good job so they have a future. How does one sleep while being a recruiter?
"I hear there's a lot of potential positions available with the Twitch Brigade, whose dick do I got to suck to get the pain-piggie job?"
I know the classic would just be to pig poop balls them, but I'm very fond of this image
