- If you disagree with me you’re wrong.
- If you can prove me wrong, well sorry I was actually posting elaborate satire and it’s cringe you couldn’t figure it out.
- If you post a reply to my posts that’s nice but it’s not funnier than the original post.
- If it is funnier than the original then fuck you delete it, this is my intellectual property and you are committing theft and I will defend my property rights through violence.
- Reading about a topic is cringe. Knowing things is bourgeois decadence.
- Detached irony doesn’t count though, it’s actually working class and cool.
- “No, I will not explain.” Is actually a perfectly legitimate way to end a conversation, asking me to back up claims is demanding my emotional labor which is not cool of you.
- No, I will not explain.
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