:yea:
let's be fair, there are a bunch of reasons a guy may not have masturbated in years. Maybe he's ace, maybe he just has a bunch of sexual hang-ups, maybe he has a very active partner and doesn't need more stimulation. However, I have to agree that any guy bragging about it is not someone to talk to.
Maybe he’s ace, maybe he just has a bunch of sexual hang-ups, maybe he has a very active partner and doesn’t need more stimulation
I mean he does own a NFT of a tradwife so we know it's not the third one there.
The hypothetical guy who has not jacked off I was discussing, not this particular instance.
Talking about not jerking off is infinitely worse than just not talking about it and doing it anyway
there's a handful of very specific times you should talk about jerking off, and it's almost never when people are talking about it.
First off, this art style is hideous. Also what the fuck. Her second and third replies hit it on the head. These people are sick.
If that's not sick enough, this the Heaux NFT guy QT'ing her initial response with this: CW - Everything
spoiler
https://twitter.com/HeauxNFTs/status/1462493959641387011?s=20
Has it ever occurred to you that the tap has run dry? Clearly from her moist nipples, the baby has been drinking from the tap too.
Thats what the reserve bottles are for.
in a just world you would be hit with a drone strike :yes-chad:
Word Salad is like posting "If Those Kids Could Read, They Would Be Very Upset" memes at yourself.
What is with the right and using "word salad" to describe anything longer than a basic declarative sentence? I keep seeing this. I know the right didn't invent it and it's been used for years/decades. But it's like they're suddenly trying to throw it in every critique of an argument.
rightists can't read. They know illiteracy is the best antidote to pinko commie ideas. People will say what they will about communists but you can't say we don't enjoy reading (or at least pretend to when the theory gets too dense)
(Reading something I perfectly understand but i dont want to accept bc its specifically about me) umm Jesse what the fuck are you talking about
Theres this weird trend now where people pretend not to understand any sentence that describes specific parts of modern culture using more than one buzzword. i even see it here
"haven't masturbated in years...you could prob just relax and have some fun"
This is pure projection
When i found out about heaux nfts i knew they’d find their way here.
Just not like this
Let this paint a picture
https://twitter.com/gwauu/status/1461009515097190404?s=21
rent out your heaux nfts for other users to fuck in exchange for ETH
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So is the name supposed to be a riff on Beaux Arts or something?
Sure, but it just hearkens so much to Beaux-Arts that I wondered if that was the bits. But you're right, my idea is much classier than some loser obsessed with tits that doesn't even understand how motherhood works.
I sometimes want to resurrect Dante, or maybe Rod Serling, and see what kind of ironic perdition he would create to put this kinds of people in.
The tradition of nipping straight through your cornflower cotton dress while your baby drinks formula.
overanalyzing
Yeah, how would anyone make the mistake of thinking there's anything to unpack here?
