https://www.sltrib.com/news/politics/2024/01/22/utah-teachers-could-be-paid-500/

  • GarbageShoot [he/him]
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    7 months ago

    Word problems in Utah:

    Jesus died at age 33, there's thirty-three shots

    From twin Glocks there's sixteen apiece, that's thirty-two

    Which means, one of my guns was holdin' 17

    Twenty-seven hit your crew, six went into you

  • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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    7 months ago

    How long until a teacher mows down a class of students in frustration

  • voight [he/him, any]
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    7 months ago

    It's honestly over for public schools are we just gonna have cyberpunk ai remote segregated charter schools in 2028. that, anti-dinosaur homeschooling, and little lord fauntleroy's atlantic-council child locator academy im pissed they're just shioting and infecting rvery child but i talk to a teacher in the suburbs what is she worried about? "chinese tiktoks turned the kids into monsters over the pandemic especially the us-foreign-policy not get political or anything" teaching is now impossible and coincidentally they just redistricted her school with a lower income area. 🤔🤔🤔

    • FishLake@lemmygrad.ml
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      7 months ago

      I’m a teacher in the suburbs and can personality attest to the China TikTok thing.

      Can’t wait to be forced to cut my hair and remove my n-95 for the sake of the scared white children.

  • DanComrd [comrade/them]
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    7 months ago

    "Billy, find the length of hypotenuse of this triangle or I'll kneecap you"

  • Futterbinger [he/him, they/them]
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    7 months ago

    Well you LIBERALS got rid of all the school resource officers. So now the TEACHERS are the ones who have to brutalize the non-white kids.

    • operacion_ogro [he/him]
      hexagon
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      7 months ago

      tired: schools full of teachers

      wired: schools full of prison guards