10 years?

  • CellularArrest [any]
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    3 years ago

    There won't be one, there will be 3 and we will all be conscripted in their corporate forever wars.

    I personally hope I get chosen to work at Viacom-Google so I can fight those commies over at Disney-Apple.

    • effervescent [they/them]
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      3 years ago

      Jesus you want to work for VD? DA sucks, but at least they’re not literally known for being evil

      • CellularArrest [any]
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        3 years ago

        Listen I have a personal vendetta against Disney for ruining Marvel by not including 3-D Man in any of their movies.

        It was either VG or Exxon-Bayer but they wouldn't hire me because I shared an article on facebook years ago that suggested Round-Up (might) give you cancer.

        Speaking of Facebook, a quick sidenote: I was there when they fell to Salesforce in the Battle of The Bay Area. It was bleak. The last techbro begged me to give his child his NTFs just before a Teslabot crushed his skull.

        • Lundi [none/use name]
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          3 years ago

          Exxon-Bayer

          HOLY SHIT CURSED CURSED CURSED CURSED CURSED CURSED CURSED CURSED CURSED CURSED

          CURSED CURSED CURSED CURSED CURSED

          CURSED CURSED CURSED CURSED CURSED

        • effervescent [they/them]
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          3 years ago

          Yeah I know Exxon-Bayer gets you like 20 µBTC annually but shit I’m glad I don’t work in that hellhole

          Edit: is Teslabot as big in person as it looks in the ads?

    • SaniFlush [any, any]
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      3 years ago

      Maybe Square-Enix-Goya needs my skills with the blade, you never know.