how long is this weekend at bernie’s thing going to go on?

  • OldMole [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Writing a vaguely horny reply to an image of our taxidermized ninety-year-old monarch, just british things

    • UlyssesT
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      24 days ago

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    • crime [she/her, any]
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      3 years ago

      I can only ever think of this Eddie Izzard bit from Glorious

      But in the ‘50s, she was quite sexy, in a sort of not-terribly-sexy kind of way. But in a "use your imagination and you can probably get there" type of way. “Hey, fancy the Queen! Got a picture of the Queen on my locker door, fancy her! Shag the Queen! Hey Queen, let's give a big tonguey kiss!”