Some corporation is going to be bringing back an asteroid to strip its resources, and something will go wrong, and they'll accidentally do a heckin orbital bombardment of Earth with a giant metal rock. :egg-dog:
Some corporation is going to be bringing back an asteroid to strip its resources, and something will go wrong, and they'll accidentally do a heckin orbital bombardment of Earth with a giant metal rock. :egg-dog:
It will 100% be Elon Musk.
might be his son with the incomprehensible name
not even though. it's gonna be some cut-rate consulting firm, working on behalf of a cigarette company, outsourcing the work to some subsidiary of some other company owned by senate majority leader Marjorie Taylor Greene.
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