Ok so sure we were wrong. There wasn't an invasion Wednesday. But you gotta trust me they're definitely invading in three days.

  • NotAnOp [comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    America is desperate to project some sort of imperial might. Getting wrecked in Afghanistan and by covid has shown the world how incompetent our government and leaders really are.

    This will also be a great excuse for Biden to inflate the military budget even more. "Gee man, I'd like to give healthcare, but the Russians man! Oh, those crazy Russians! I hear that Rasputin guy is a demon or something, so we are spending billions in anti-demon missiles."

    • half_giraffe [comrade/them]
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      3 years ago

      It sucks so hard that Biden has a bunch of easy problems that he can fix entirely with his own authority (student loan debt, drug criminalization, deportations, etc.) but instead this is America's priority. Just itching to sacrifice a bunch of people on the other side of the planet to prove that America can still do something. It's so bleak.

      • NotAnOp [comrade/them]
        ·
        3 years ago

        Biden likes all three of those things just the way they are. Dude's always been a ghoul.

        • half_giraffe [comrade/them]
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          3 years ago

          Oh absolutely, I never expected him to do anything about that. The only positive of his whole presidency will be me delivering a Cassandra-sized "I fucking told you so" to every one of my lib friends once the Dems eat absolute shit in 22 and 24.

          • RamrodBaguette [comrade/them, he/him]
            ·
            3 years ago

            In hindsight, Biden getting voted in has been just marvelous for radicalization. On the other hand, it's going to cause the Mask-off Ghoul Party to get re-elected and plenty of Libs would rather double down and punch left than wake up and smell reality.

            • SaniFlush [any, any]
              ·
              3 years ago

              If we wanted to use this as a talking point, how would we do that?

              • RamrodBaguette [comrade/them, he/him]
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                3 years ago

                Press people on how much Biden has fundamentally changed the "going-ons" of the US after Trump. After that, you need to have a response-tree prepared since libs have been somewhat creative in mental gymnastic-ing rationalizations. For example, if Biden doesn't want to rock the boat too much with what he actually could do (via executive order) to later enact necessary reform while keeping the US "stable", when? Before the GOP likely wins 2024? Furthermore, can they point to the part of American history where this has actual precedence?

            • half_giraffe [comrade/them]
              ·
              3 years ago

              A lot of them are receptive but haven't taken the dive over into leftism. A few for sure will just say "Joe Manchin" until they turn into a corncob.

  • Shoegazer [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me, you can’t get fooled again. :no-oil:

    • Antiwork [none/use name, he/him]
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      edit-2
      3 years ago

      Fool me one time shame on you. Fool me twice can’t put the blame on you. Fool me three times fuck the peace sign load the chopper and let it rain on you

  • Mother [any]
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    edit-2
    3 years ago

    🌽🌽🌽

    I love how he takes off his mask and immediately coughs into his hand

      • Phish [he/him, any]
        ·
        3 years ago

        Yeah I caught myself lowering my mask to cough earlier in the pandemic. Just seemed weird to cough into something on my face. I got used to it eventually though. We've been doing this shit for two years now.

  • inshallah2 [none/use name]
    ·
    3 years ago

    Wednesday
    Thursday
    Friday?
    Saturday?
    Sunday?

    I wonder what they will they say on Monday.

  • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    BlueMAGA will continue parroting this even though they've been saying it will happen within days for over a week. Some real when prophecy fails shit.

  • wombat [none/use name]
    ·
    3 years ago

    can russia please just nuke the us so neolibs will shut up about this

  • jabrd [he/him]
    ·
    3 years ago

    Do we just announce false flags now to make sure the media narrative is churning before they even happen? How lazy is this?

  • Frogmanfromlake [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    Anglo's really seem to be salivating over something happening and daydreaming about war with another country. It's such a weird perspective that I could never understand. I remember being in New York during the Ukraine crisis in 2014. Some dude was slamming his fists on a table and screaming about how the US should drop bombs over Russia and wipe them out.

    • star_wraith [he/him]
      ·
      3 years ago

      Americans are bored af and a war that does not affect them personally is "fun".

  • emizeko [they/them]
    ·
    3 years ago

    every indication is that Ukrainian incubators are being tipped over by Russian leprechauns