https://archive.ph/2022.03.03-082838/https://www.wsj.com/articles/while-working-from-home-your-coworkers-dated-fell-in-love-11646246201

  • Straight_Depth [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    "Haha, man wait till you hear about all that pussy just waiting for you at the office! Yeah just come on in, just for one day, you'll get laid I swear it bro, you gotta come in, we've had a load of new hires come on bro, I swear, it'll be different this time. We got a fresh truckload of pussy, just waiting for you in the bossman's office, just come and take a look we've got no more place to keep the stuff just take it off our hands please bro I need this, I really really need you to come in to the office, please bro"

    • dismal [they/them, undecided]
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      3 years ago

      a fresh truckload of pussy

      lol this phrase gave me a mental image of a truck with just a metric fuck ton of cats in the back, in the bed of the truck

      also thats a combination of words, that i dont even think ive ever seen put together like that