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I'm dying, I'm dead, my sides have split at the sides
:lenin-laugh: :data-laughing: :miyazaki-laugh: :michael-laugh:
i'm not gonna be in ukraine for a few weeks but i have a doctor's note saying that i need to watch basketball first. hope that's ok
Holy shit imagine taking personal days from a war lmao
obergrupenfuhrer wtf i requested thursday off because i have a dungeon raid scheduled with my warcraft buddies, for the last time i can't change my plans
i just wonder if they could delay people going to Ukraine by releasing the new Doctor Strange movie in the next few weeks
Why do you wonder when you know things would work exactly like that. Just stagger out the release of capeshit, big tiddy animes, another McRib, etc until there's world peace.
for some reason I pictured a German soldier in a bunker underneath a bombed-out building in Stalingrad watching the Elite Eight round while snacking on a sausage
a guy in Vietnam saying he's gonna frag his CO after Kansas gets eliminated
Sitting at a control stick in Langley, but you're actually placing bets on the quarterfinals when you should be doing your drone mission over Kabul.
Would you believe you've almost described an existing horror movie?
Oh, sorry, is there a warsball going on now? I didn't know, I don't watch warsball.
I'm pretty sure this guy is "taking the piss" as they say.
at this point the funniest stuff comes from people acting earnestly
I will join the adventurism already in progress once I finish off the palette of frozen Chicken Bacon Cheddar Cheese Hot Pockets my dad bought me for Large Adult Son's Day 2018.
Sixteen more weeks to go!
We are born of the treats, made men by the treats, undone by the treats; Fear the old treats
gonna go once I beat Elden Ring, unfortunately I am Very Bad :shrug-outta-hecks:
I'm going to go to Ukraine, after I see the new Batman movie.
Oh, but I really want to see the new Christopher Nolan movie about Oppenheimer. Did you hear he's shooting it in black and white IMAX?
Late summer of ‘23. I'm definitely on my way. Ukraine isn't going anywhere.
I wish I could help but they haven't even started to film the new Guardians of the Galaxy movie. I'm sorry, I need to know my family and Groot are okay before I make this decision
HBO has already renewed Succession for a fourth season. What was I supposed to do, miss the next tour de force performance by Brian Cox? I need to know who becomes the next CEO of Waystar Royco!
How did these people get SO delusional that they are convinced that heading into this meat grinder is anything but a complete waste of their lives? Is this what popular media is making people believe? That Ukraine actually stands any chance in repelling Russias military? Reading that thread made me very concerned. It's like reading a bitcoin thread, it's all frenzy and no planning, rationality, anything. "Leave today, leave now and you won't regret it!" Jesus christ.
those who have never had a passport at all (38%)
I would have guessed it was closer to 50 or 60 percent
a lot of people will blame propaganda but I think there's gotta be a suicidal element to this behavior. like they're so alienated and bored that even death is a welcome alternative. if they survive, they're "heroes," and if they die, they're martyrs
I don't think a lot of people conceptualize how fucking wasteful and costly war is. Let's assume that the increased gas prices represent $1000 imposition on someone who commutes to work over a year. A fucking war is more like 1/2 your salary, you give up your son, and you have to receive a ration of butter. And THEN you use those taxes to do a friendly fire mortar round on the poor son of a bitch who got sent over there. The $1000 imposition was already enough in this zeitgeist to make a healthy majority want to avoid war even if you call it a no-fly zone. It's just such a fucking mockery of human relations
how about I don't want to go die in a war and you can't make me
hey, i'm not blaming you for hating freedom but it's a bad look
