Title, I'm very meticulous about getting tattoos, I only have a couple currently and I basically have the entire rest of my body planned out down to how each tattoo would look next to the ones around it, how each tattoo plays into the overall theme I set for that part of my body, how the themes play together, etc, but I want just one tattoo where the only criteria is how funny it would be to have. I was thinking a hammer and sickle but I've designated that as my one (1) permitted stick n poke already
tentacles that look like theyre coming out of your anus with a giant beak near the butthole
alternatively dont get tattoos it makes it easier to identify you
Get the chalk candy hearts people buy around Valentine’s Day but get be gay and do crime written on them instead of the little affirmations they normally have. It’s fun, it’s political, it’s kinda slutty. It just gets the people going ya know
If I can squeeze this in somewhere I'd get this as a genuine tattoo ngl I just need to find a space that both fits the theme and isn't my face
Here’s my idea: Get tattoos on the inside of the butt cheeks. On one inner butt cheek, have a picture of Darth Vader holding a birthday cake. On the other inner butt cheek, a message that says “please don’t tell anyone about this”. Only doctors and possibly prison guards (and maybe some others) would likely see this, but it would be something they would never forget and later tell stories about to their grandkids.
Another butt tattoo idea I had is Hulk Hogan pulling himself out of the butt crack with each arm wrapped around a butt cheek.
A tattoo of your own ass, complete with tattoo. Asses all the way down.
Another butt. Like a silly cartoon one, not a gross one. Like this:
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Note: it may require some hair removal in order to get this to show up properly, but bear with me. This would be a wraparound.
On the front of your pelvis, just past the hip, get two gnomes pulling for their lives on a length of rope. Their feet should be digging into the ground from the force. The rope continues around to your ass, where there is the torso of a third, very panicked gnome holding onto the rope while rest of the gnome's body has disappeared into the crack. Nearby should be a sign that reads: "Danger! Sinkhole"
Only ass tattoo I've seen irl was a coworkers, and he had a cartoon coyote smoking a bong. So I'd go with that, because I can confirm it is hilarious
