Do you think if you were teleported back to the bronze age, you'd be a weak little shit because everyone back then was built different? or maybe you'd own everyone hard because none of those fuckers ever been to a gym?

  • ElGosso [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Everyone around me would die because they don't have any immunity to the massive swarm of bacteria in me; I would probably die of dysentery shortly afterwards because I couldn't find any way to start a fire to boil water :shrug-outta-hecks: