http://ronaldplump.com/38274-press-kit-39028/
This betrays a embarrassingly bad understanding of child psychology.
Any kid is gonna cheer for the guy whose ass farts rockets
The Auther of Fartimus the Farting Owl was on to something
In a country that just spent 800,000,000,000$ on the military without flinching they're still pissy about a one time 200,000$ ad buy on Facebook.
How does something like this get published? I'm honestly in awe. It's so clearly attempting verse and a rhyme scheme but it's so bad it's almost indistinguishable from prose. Why half-ass it that much? You can just write prose.
Because it's an attempt to make Trump hate into a Dr. Seuss type children's book. Of course it's going to be applauded and launch to the top of the best-seller lists and sit on every prim and proper bookshelf. Because Trump is wrong and we are right. That's how it must be. If it wasn't - that's a horrifying thought that means we might have to re-think things like handing over $40 billion to Ukraine when we could forgive most student loans for the same price.
Imagine not being able to understand that Trump could be wrong and "we" could be wrong. Like, these people don't have a concept of non-binary decision making.
Putin farting a rocket at Hilary Clintons Ballet Box is not what I expected to see today
I don't even want to know what hillary is keeping inside her ballet box
Can't believe Bitmoji technology has advanced this far, I want so many of these as emojis
Also love how sad sombrero man is the only person wearing ethnic clothing
I can't believe Pootin shidded and fardded all over Hillary when it was her turn to be president.
All politics is sexual pathology except for whatever this is. This is demented, psycho stuff.
Oh no, her clothes are made in China. She must be a terrible person.
He was unqualified
The worst thing you could ever be.
"Our opponent may have won and gotten everything he wanted, but trust us, deep down he's the one that's actually crying" :rage-cry:
