actual babies lol
i mean these kind of CGI movies/shows are churned out on a literal sweat shop of outsourced animators, that's like illumination's bottom line and every other animation studio now wants a piece of that. do you think there's a raving audience waiting for the next entry of the secret life of pets? how many sing fans could there even plausibly be, yet they keep churning these out like there's no tomorrow. It's like the hollywood version of the pregnant elsa youtube videos.
With how hard boomers have gone in on minion memes I'd say boomers are also somehow in this equation at some point.
It’s not even needed. So many people just put their kids or grandkids on iPad time, so expanding the background video stock which is dirt cheap and easy to make is very profitable.
Look at johny johny yes papa
Fairly confident my nephews will joyfully watch the same episode of Paw Patrol ad infinitum no matter how many times I tell them it's copaganda and that Chase should be euthanized.
Look at johny johny yes papa
As someone without kids or younger relatives to look after, literally my only exposure to this is that Vine-style 10 second gay porn parody involving the rhyme and I intend to keep it that way.
Someone probably does vicariously enjoy the fantasy of being born a boss, like some sort of pharaoh or a divine king, except lame.
My parents are boomers and they think minions and boss baby is like the funniest shit in the world.
I think people should start accepting that there was probably a golden era of streaming tv that's ending due to vast amounts of vc money drying up. It's like moviepass, it was wonderful that they blew wads of cash entertaining us hoping for some kind of return that was never going to materialize and now we must return to piracy and selectively enjoying our garbage
The idea that the reason Netflix sucks now is because of a lack of money and not because they pour millions into total garbage and can't buy up good shows for cheap to compensate, is manifestly at odds with reality. They have the hundreds of millions to pour into garbage.
The actual reason Netflix sucks is because they got royally fucked by content holders, which everyone predicted would happen as soon as Disney began consolidating like 5-ish years ago or some shit. Truth is they don't churn out prestige TV anymore because they want safe, reliable income to get that VC cash back. And they wouldn't even need to churn out prestige TV if IP holders hadn't all but striped Neflix's catalog clean.
Everyone knows they got screwed because everyone they bought cheap content from became their competitors, but they have money to throw around. They are one of the few tech companies that don't need to chase VC money, because they actually turn a profit.
Hmmm I thought Netflix was still moviepass and burning VC money up, it does make it more confusing that they insist on chasing cheap IPs that guarantee a profit yield.
Yep, I think this is it. Netflix was good when you could get a lot more content than you could with cable TV for a fraction of the price. Now if you want that same level of content you have to pony up for a bunch of different streaming services which will subject you to ads (some of them at least) and you end up paying as much as you did for cable.
Or just pirate shit.
You made the mistake of assuming they choose things based on the audience's reception.
They were convinced by shareholders or were got a good deal from the studio. That's all.
Boss Baby being memetic also convinces ghouls that it's more popular than it is. Something having exposure artificially inflates its worth.
You're thinking too much about the actual goods being produced and not about the capitalist mindset. Everything is like an NFT to them.
I have a theory that some of the execs at Netflix realized they hit market saturation so they're intentionally investing in 'new markets' with things like more boss baby or very polarizing things like Dave Chappelle. Then cutting down on password sharing to 'increase subscribers' that won't work and will drive people away. When Netflix gets bad enough they execs will sell off Netflix's IP to temporarily boost income then golden parachute to some other company like what happened to sears.
Proof: it was revealed to me in a dream
does anyone know what the intended audience for Boss Baby is?
kids, I'm guessing
There's been a gradual shift I can't quite explain. Adult entertainment is more like what used to be for kids. Kids now watch stuff that used to be for pre-verbal infants.
Almost like those kids grew up to adults and still want to see the kind of entertainment they're used to. It just seems like a standard generational shift to me.
It's so bad too. Like, with babies, at least do sesame street or Mr Roger's or that painting show or something idk
How fucked are we as a society if that audience actually exists in great numbers?
Kardashians and all the other reality nonsense :think-about-it:
I'm not sure who watches Boss Baby, but I've come to realize that many of the things I enjoy, even when they're critically acclaimed, don't do numbers, and things that I'm pretty sure suck ass are very popular. Maybe I'm the idiot, I don't know.
Same. Great cool original film? Made $15 million on a $12 million budget if it's a "popular" one. Boss baby $125 million budget. Made $500million+++.
:desolate:
Bosses, babies and infants of abnormal intelligence who are also managers I would assume.
The turn around on production is that as soon as they have to start increasing pay or when the staff gets any idea about unionizing, they shutter the whole thing.
Sad Horse Show was shit, but it's no coincidence that it got cancelled shortly after they unionized.
I heard someone say how much they love Ricky Gervais standup unprompted in the subway. I was shocked to learn that these people exist.
The only two Ricky Gervais things I ever liked were the Office where he plays a pathetic loser, and his show where a much funnier man makes weird observations about the world and Gervais calls him an idiot.
“I am an equal opportunity offender”
But don't you dare call me a cracker! You're the real bigot!
I think that would be such a bizarre outlook on the world, if it were true. Like, you admit you're a hateful piece of shit who should be exiled from all of society? That's your defense?
Every netflix original or netflix produced anime that only got like, one or two seasons worth of episodes and then would just... stop.
The wouldn't end, they would just.
